Birthday Wish for Friend

I’m late with the birthday wish, yes, that’s exactly my special talent.
You’re 28 now, and you’re still the kind of person who can get into a serious argument over a tiny slice of pizza, then sit under the table like that’s the most natural thing in the world. And on top of that, you’ve got your own channel, you’re a car guy, and somehow you keep noise, a steering wheel, and that endless hunger for pizza living together in one person pretty calmly.
Sorry I forgot your birthday. I wish you health and happiness, no drama, just enough strength for your own stuff and for all your weird, funny habits.
And may things keep going smoothly for you.